YEETBURGER

The burger that yeets to the moon.

BUY $TOASTY NOW
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$TOASTY HOLDERS
⚠️ VERIFY: 15% wallet = yeetburger.eth on Etherscan
🔥 EVERY SECOND TOASTY STAYS IN PANAMA HEAT, HE SUFFERS 🔥

Meet Toasty

Toasty the French Bulldog
🐕‍🦺

"Toasty's trapped in Panama. No AC. No mercy. Just sweat."

Toasty suffering in heat
🔥😰

"Every day I suffer. No AC. No escape. Send help. Send $TOASTY."

Save Toasty
✈️❤️

"Yes, I luv burgers. But I need AC more. Buy $TOASTY, save my paws."

Live Token Stats

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Price
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Market Cap
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Holders
$0
Liquidity
$0 / $10,000
Rescue Fund
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Gas Price

Tokenomics

Total Supply: 44 Trillion $TOASTY
2% Burn on Every Sale Until 25% Destroyed
35%
Fair Launch
Launched to the public, fair game.
15%
Founder Wallet
To save my dog in Panama. He's dying in the heat.
15%
Marketing Wallet
Push memes, airdrops, shills — help this go viral.
15%
Community Rewards
Diamond hand rewards for true believers.
10%
Burn Reserve
Deflationary burns to pump price.
10%
Liquidity Pool
LP locked 6 months. Trust mechanism.

🔥 BURN PROGRESS 🔥

0% of 25% Target Burned
Burned So Far: 0 $TOASTY

Toasty's Bark Collection

TOASTY'S HOME
Rocket Rider Toasty
Panama Heat Survivor
Moon Chef Master
Diamond Paws Toasty
Burger King Toasty
Whale Rider Toasty
Laser Eyes Toasty
Golden Hour Toasty
Rescue Hero Toasty
Genesis Toasty
Pawnshop Reality First Class Trump & Elon Approved Medellin

NFTs available for OG buyers after rescue mission success

🔥 TOASTY CHAT SYSTEM 🔥

💬 CHAT WITH THE HOTTEST DOG IN CRYPTO 💬
A Savage Beast That Gets Meaner As We Moon

🆓 FREE AT LAUNCH:

  • • Chat with Toasty directly
  • • Savage roast replies that burn harder than Panama
  • • /burnme command - Get roasted on demand
  • • Share screenshots with branded UI

🔓 UNLOCKS BY MARKET CAP:

$10M: Rick Sanchez Voice Pack + Portfolio Roasts
$15M: Toasty Memory + Easter Eggs
$25M: Custom Nicknames + Mock Trading Badges
$50M: Voice Cloning Beta + Top Holder Private Chat
$100M: 🧨 ROAST ARENA MODE UNLOCKED 🧨

🏟️ ROAST ARENA MODE ($100M)

• Command: /arena (Need 420M+ $TOASTY)
• 1v1 Roast Battles vs Challengers
• First to 3 points wins
• Win 5 battles = Unlock /godmode
• Earn "Verbal Assassin" status

"The higher we moon, the more savage I become."

Viral Roadmap

$1M
🔥 The Algorithm Notices "We're not a coin. We're a disturbance."
$5M
📡 The data war begins. "Every influencer who ignored us is now pretending they found us first."
$10M
🧪 Toasty fractures reality. "Rick Sanchez mode. IQ too high. Nobody's safe — not even us."
$15M
📉 Copycats collapse. "They launched tokens. We launched a religion."
"No complex roadmap. Just burger."

THIS ISN'T 2021 ANYMORE

Remember when meme coins were just dogs with hats?

The Evolution:

2013: DOGE - "haha funny dog"

2021: The copy-paste plague - SHIB, FLOKI, BABYDOGE

2024: Everyone got rugged. Everyone got tired.

WELCOME TO 2025: MYTHOS TOKENS

This isn't a meme token.
This is a MYTHOS TOKEN.

✓ Full narrative universe

✓ Products before promises

✓ Anti-rug technology

✓ Verifiable identity

Memes are dead.
Mythos is forever.

THE ANTI-RUG PROTOCOL

Why the 15% Founder Wallet Exists:

It's not about control. It's about security.

🧠 Transparent by Design:

Every $TOASTY transaction involving core wallets is instantly trackable on Etherscan:

• yeetburger.eth = Founder Wallet
• yeetburgermarketing.eth = Marketing Fund
• yeetburgerrewards.eth = Rewards Pool
• yeetburgeroperations.eth = Operations
• yeetburger2ptax.eth = Tax Collection
• toastyburn.eth = Permanent Burn
• yeetburgerlp.eth = Active Liquidity Wallet

✅ ENS-tagged wallets prove our identity ✅ You can't fake them ✅ You can't rug when everyone can see your moves

🧠 What This Means:
• Every major wallet move is fully visible
• No stealth dumps
• No mystery contracts
• No exit scams
• Just pure visibility

You're not trusting a team — you're trusting math, mechanics, and visibility.

Verification is Simple:

✓ See yeetburger.eth = Real $TOASTY

✗ See anything else = Scam

While others hide behind anonymous wallets and "renounced" contracts,
we put our name on the blockchain.

Transparent. Traceable. Trustless.
Welcome to the new paradigm.

MERCHANDISE

Toasty Mugshot Shirt
PANAMA POLICE DEPT
🐕
TOASTY
CRIME: BEING TOO HOT
#SAVETOASTY

The Mugshot

$65

The shirt that started a movement

The BARK Paper

"The Only Whitepaper Written While Crying About My Dog"

BARK PAPER v1.0

Mission: Save Toasty from Panama heat. French Bulldogs die in heat. This is urgent.

Solution: Create meme token. Raise $10K. Fly dog to safety. Simple.

Tokenomics: 44T supply. 2% burn on sells. Deflationary as fuck.

Promise: Everything already built. Game LIVE at launch. NFTs DONE. No waiting.

Tax Structure: 2% sell tax only (NO buy tax). 60% to LP / 40% operations → Burns start at $2.5M LP → Community governance decides future use.

"If you read this whole paper, you're a real one. Toasty owes you a burger."

Save Toasty Now

Every $TOASTY token bought = Hope for Toasty's rescue
ETH DONATION TRACKER
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Savetoastynow.eth
RESCUE GOAL: 3.717 ETH ($10,000)
0% of Goal
3.717 ETH still needed to save Toasty
BTC $108,432 +2.4%
ETH $2,687 +1.7%
SOL $224.18 -0.8%
BNB $578.92 +0.5%
DOGE $0.4217 +5.6%
SHIB $0.00002134 +12.7%
TOASTY $0.00000247 +4,269%
PEPE $0.00000821 +96.2%
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TOASTY FAQ

"Questions From Degens, Answers From A Dying Dog"

Why do you own 15% of the supply? ▼

Because it's my business. Just like Elon owns ~14% of Tesla, Mark Cuban owns the Dallas Mavericks, and Jeff Bezos owned Amazon.

This is a business token, not a community experiment. I build the products, execute the vision, and take business ownership. The 15% aligns my success with yours - when the token moons, we both win.

Easy Verification:

ENS-tagged wallets prove our identity yeetburger.eth on Etherscan. Can't fake an ENS domain.

Are you going to dump on us? ▼

My goal is to never need to.

Old meme token thinking = "dump before others dump." Business token thinking = "grow the market cap so high that selling 0.4% covers my expenses."

Why would I destroy something I'm building to last decades? Tesla shareholders don't worry about Elon dumping because he benefits from Tesla's success. Same principle here.

⚠️ The rescue clause unlocks 1% at $7.5M market cap ONLY to save Toasty. This is transparently coded and the reason for the project.
What makes this different from other dog tokens? ▼

This isn't a meme token. It's a MYTHOS TOKEN.

Other tokens promise:

  • Games "coming Q3 2025"
  • Utilities "in development"
  • Roadmaps with no delivery
  • Anonymous teams

$TOASTY delivers:

  • Savage Toasty Chat already built
  • NFT collection completed
  • Real rescue mission with trackable outcomes
  • Verified identity with ENS domain
How do we know you won't rug pull? ▼

Because I put my name on the blockchain.

While others hide behind anonymous wallets and "renounced" contracts, every $TOASTY transaction shows yeetburger.eth on Etherscan.

I have more to gain from long-term success than short-term dumps. My 15% becomes worthless if I rug. Plus, the rescue clause proves commitment - why code in dog rescue if you're planning to scam?

Anti-Rug Verification:

✓ See yeetburger.eth = Real $TOASTY

✗ See anything else = Scam

What happens after Toasty is rescued? ▼

Phase 4 unlocks. The business continues with:

  • Merchandise sales (revenue to business)
  • Toasty Arcade Creation
  • Community governance for tax allocation
  • Whatever the community demands

This rescue mission proves we deliver on promises. After that... well, if you were here early, you'll find out.

🔒 Phase 4 details are locked. No promises. No spoilers. Early supporters get the surprise.
Why 2% sell tax only? ▼

Buyers never pay tax = more attractive to investors.

Sellers fund growth = paper hands subsidize diamond hands. Bots can't exploit it because they lose 2% on every trade.

Tax Allocation Evolution:

  • Phase 1: 60% to liquidity pool / 40% operations (until $2.5M LP)
  • Phase 2: Tax funds strategic burns (deflationary pressure)
  • Phase 3: Community governance decides allocation

Tax stays forever but evolves with project needs. True decentralization.

What happens to the 2% tax after Toasty is rescued? ▼

Community governance decides. Potential uses include:

  • Animal shelter donations (continue the mission)
  • Dog rescue operations worldwide
  • Holder airdrops and rewards
  • Additional token burns
  • Marketing campaigns for growth
  • Development of new features

The rescue saves Toasty. The community saves all dogs. From one mission to global impact.

Why ENS domains for every wallet? ▼

We revolutionized token transparency.

While other projects use confusing 0x addresses, every $TOASTY wallet has a readable ENS domain:

  • yeetburger.eth - Founder wallet (15%)
  • yeetburgermarketing.eth - Marketing (15%)
  • yeetburgerrewards.eth - Rewards (15%)
  • yeetburger2ptax.eth - Tax collection

First project to implement full ENS architecture. Others will copy, but we did it first. Maximum transparency, zero confusion.

What utility does holding the token provide? ▼

Immediate and growing utility:

  • Toasty Chat Live!
  • NFT eligibility for OG holders
  • Merchandise discounts when store launches
  • Diamond hand airdrops at $10M, $25M, $50M milestones
  • Future revenue sharing as business grows
  • Access to new tokens in the ecosystem

Unlike pure speculation tokens, $TOASTY represents equity in a growing business with real products and services.

How do we verify the rescue is real? ▼

Full transparency with blockchain proof.

  • Vet bills posted publicly
  • Travel documentation shared
  • Photo and video updates throughout
  • All rescue transactions on blockchain
  • Community can track every dollar

The rescue isn't just the goal - it's proof that this project delivers what it promises. Real outcomes, real transparency, real impact.

What if the rescue goal isn't reached? ▼

The business model remains valid regardless.

Games generate revenue, merchandise sells, token holders still benefit from business growth. The rescue goal just adds emotional urgency and proves our execution capability.

But let's be real - we're going to fucking reach it. The combination of emotional story + actual products + transparent tokenomics is unstoppable.

🔥 Toasty's suffering is real. The heat is deadly for French Bulldogs. We WILL save him.
Why such a large total supply? ▼

44 trillion allows for:

  • Micro-transactions in games without decimal confusion
  • Easy calculations for users (whole numbers)
  • Room for massive growth without price barriers
  • Burn mechanics that create real scarcity

Plus, strategic burns bring effective supply down significantly. Large supply enables utility while burns create scarcity.

What's your background/experience? ▼

I've been in this game since 1999 — back when websites were raw, payment processors were sketchy, and launching an online store meant going to war with the internet itself.

I ran full-scale e-commerce operations through Authorize.net before most people even knew how to spell PayPal. By 2016, I built out my own crypto mining rigs when GPUs were cheap and nobody knew what DeFi meant.

I survived every shitcoin season, fought through dev flakes, rug pulls, and ghost teams who couldn't deliver a whitepaper, let alone a real product. I've logged 500+ hours as the CTO of a meme coin, architected multiple Web3 ecosystems, and rebuilt from scratch more times than I can count.

Why? Because I've never been the 19-year-old guru with a rented Lambo and a Fiverr logo. I'm the guy who codes from scratch, scales from nothing, and still laps most of these so-called devs.

I don't sell dreams. I sell deliverables. Real ones.

Is this sustainable long-term? ▼

Multiple revenue streams ensure sustainability:

  • Merchandise sales (physical products)
  • Service business (web development)
  • Future token launches (ecosystem expansion)
  • NFT royalties (ongoing income)

This isn't a pump-and-dump. It's a business designed to generate wealth indefinitely. One rescue mission becomes a business empire.

Is this a business or a community token? ▼

This is a BUSINESS.

Community tokens are slow-motion rug pulls dressed in Discord emojis. I'm not pretending this belongs to the crowd. I built this, I branded this, I locked this down for 10 years, and I own 15% because I earned it.

You can either hold $TOASTY and ride the wave — or scroll past and watch me burn through the meme scene like a burger-shaped comet.

Not a DAO. Not a democracy. A business. Get rich or get left behind.

"If you read all these FAQs, you're a real one. Toasty owes you two burgers."

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BARK PAPER v1.0

"The Only Whitepaper Written While Crying About My Dog"

🚨 THE EMERGENCY

Toasty, a French Bulldog, is dying in Panama heat. This isn't a joke. French Bulldogs can't regulate temperature. Every day above 85°F is potentially lethal. Panama averages 95°F with 80% humidity.

Time is running out.

💰 THE MISSION

Raise $10,000-$15,000 through $TOASTY token to:

  • Emergency vet checkup: $500
  • Flight to cooler climate: $2,000
  • Temporary housing: $3,000
  • Medical supplies: $1,500
  • Emergency fund: $3,000-$8,000

📊 TOKENOMICS - BUILT FOR TRUST

Total Supply: 44,000,000,000,000 $TOASTY

35% Fair Launch
15% Founder (Locked)
15% Marketing
15% Community Rewards
10% Burn Reserve
10% LP Reserve

💎 Diamond Hand Rewards

15% of total supply reserved for holders who prove their loyalty:

  • $10M MC: 5% airdrop to holders who never sold
  • $25M MC: 5% airdrop to holders from $10M who still didn't sell
  • $50M MC: 5% airdrop to launch holders who held through everything

Snapshots taken without warning. Paper hands get nothing. Diamond hands get everything.

🔐 The Rescue Clause

The 15% founder wallet is locked — but TOASTY comes first.

At $7.5M market cap, 1% of the founder wallet (440B tokens) will be unlocked and liquidated at 0.25% daily spreads to extract $10-15K for Toasty's rescue.

Once the dog is safe, the remaining founder tokens follow this vesting schedule:

  • 3 months OR $25M MC: 10% unlock (whichever comes first)
  • 6 months OR $100M MC: 20% unlock
  • 12 months OR $500M MC: 35% unlock
  • 18 months OR $1B MC: Remaining 35% unlock

Marketing wallet remains untouched during rescue phase - reserved for growth after Toasty is saved.

🔥 Tax Evolution Protocol

Why This Structure: Each phase solves a specific problem, funded entirely by sellers, not buyers.

Phase 1: Build the Foundation (Active at Launch)

  • 2% SELL TAX ONLY - Buys are always tax-free
  • 60% of sell tax goes to liquidity pool / 40% to operations
  • Why: Starts with minimal LP but builds automatically
  • Result: Every paperhanded seller makes the project stronger
  • Target: Build liquidity to $2.5M

Phase 2: Create Scarcity (Manual Activation at $2.5M LP)

  • Once LP reaches $2.5M, sell tax allocation shifts to burns
  • 2% sell tax now burns tokens (still no buy tax)
  • Why: With solid liquidity, focus shifts to reducing supply
  • Result: Constant deflationary pressure = price appreciation
  • Target: Strategic burns based on market conditions

Phase 3: Community Governance (Future)

  • 2% sell tax remains - Community decides allocation
  • Voting Options: A) Additional burns, B) Holder airdrops, C) Animal shelter donations, D) Development fund
  • Why: Sustainable funding for continuous ecosystem growth
  • Result: Democratic fund allocation, ongoing development

The Genius: Sellers fund everything. Buyers NEVER pay tax. Bots avoid due to 2% sell tax. Community controls destiny through voting. Sustainable forever.

Phase 4: LOCKED

The mission ends with TOASTY — but something else may begin.
No promises. No details. If you were here early, you'll find out.

🚀 THE PROMISE

Everything is ALREADY BUILT. No waiting. No "coming soon" bullshit.

  • Toasty's Escape game - COMPLETE and LIVE for 24hrs at launch, then unlocks permanently at $15M MC
  • NFT collection - 10 pieces DONE, ready for OG holders
  • Professional website - You're looking at it
  • Whatever else the community wants to see built

This is just the beginning. Save the dog, build the future.

🤝 THE DEAL

You help save Toasty = We make this token legendary.

Simple as that.

Every holder becomes part of the rescue mission. Every buyer is a hero. Every share spreads awareness.

This token was born to save a life — and we won't stop until it happens.

🐕

Ask Toasty 🔥 ×

Toasty: Another human? Great. I'm dying in Panama heat and you want to chat? Ask me something or buy $TOASTY and save me.